Me: (please don't talk to me please please please)
Guy next to me: Hey, how do you find te vertical shift?
Me: (et meeeerde...) You add the two y values and divide by two and then you take the y minimum and add what you got.
Him: So you just add up and divide, huh?
Me: Aproximately...
Him: (showing his worksheet written in pink highlighter) I like to write in bright colors.
Me: (okaaaay, good for you. He's cute but goooosh, how stupid he is!)
Him: (staring at me)
Me: (stop looking at me... STOP STARING!)