I was sick as hell yesterday.

The first thing you have to know is I am NEVER sick. I have not pucked due to illness for years.

Ok, maybe sometimes I’m sick, but only when I drank too much the night before. (especially when I drank old crapy home-made cockails)

And when it happens to me to fall sick, that’s only during week ends or holidays.
Take the last time I was sick for example, I was pucking ‘cause I ate crappy profiteroles during winter break. Why just the week I’m out of town to go snowboarding, WHY?

Otherwise, I got the strongest immune system you’ll ever see. And I don’t even drink Actimel.

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